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DO'S & DON'TS of PARALLEL PARKING

A HANDY GUIDE FOR ALL PASSENGERS AND LOOKY LOOS

Paul Scheer
Sep 25, 2025
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FOR PASSENGERS

  • DON’T speak. Even if the car is about to hit something, your mouth stays shut. This was all part of my plan.

  • DON’T point out that there’s “plenty of room.” Your spatial reasoning from the passenger seat is irrelevant.

  • DO suddenly become very interested in your phone. Keep your eyes down.

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