Paul’s WICKEDLY GOOD MOVIE IDEAS

Some other surefire re-tellings of your favorite classic films…

There are many reasons why Wicked is wildly successful but at its root, what has captured people’s imaginations is how it changed our perceptions about characters and events from the Wizard of Oz. Was the Wicked Witch bad or just misunderstood? As a Hollywood actor/writer, I’m ready to meet this trend and offer to you some new versions of classic films all of which are ready for financing immediately.

We always thought 3-D was just a member of Biff’s bullying crew but the truth was he was a good guy. He was a movie cop, not a cop in movies, a cop who policed movie characters. The invention of 3D Films caused a ripple in our space time continum, that allowed 3D movie characters to escape from the silver screen into the real world and create havoc. 3-D’s job was to bring them back into the movies that they escaped from. Armed with pair of 3D glasses to help identify his prey. He stops at nothing to get his man but he will be forced to face the biggest foe of all, Ronald Reagan. Spoiler Alert, Reagan kills 3-D, which explains why 3-D isn’t in any of the BTTF present scenes and why Reagan is President. This action/drama which has thematic similarities to The Purple Rose of Cairo and Munich. It is also shot in 3D.

This animated film follows a lonely baby iceberg who broke off from his family due to early global warming (Re: industrialization) and now is adrift at sea. Feeling alone and like an outcast, he tries to find his spot but the fish refuse to play with him and seals find his surface too chilly. He’s starved for any bit of companionship. So when he sees a shipful of passengers, on the Titanic, he heads toward it hoping to say, “Hi”. The ship crashes and for a few brief hours he has the pool party he always dreamed of as people try to cling to him to stay alive only to realize that the fire and oil in the water begin to melt him, making the best night of his life also his last.

Dom and Mia’s great grandfather Dino, had one dream to make a perfect sandwich. He often said, “Rob a Armored Truck eat for a week. Learn how to make a great sandwich eat for the rest of your life.” This film tells the story of a struggling immigrant who comes to this country with only the bread in his pockets and rises to Sandwich prominence in LA. Until a rival sandwich maker from Jersey, named Mike calls for WAR! It’s the Godfather meets the Godfather 2.

The Dathomirian Zabrak are a interesting species, who don’t believe in traditional love. Male Zabrak’s are subservient to their women and often kept far away from them. That is until Darth Maul accidently puts out Me'ldida’s prayer fire while practicing his use of force. What first starts as a confrontational relationship grows into one of fierce love and tattoos. But their true love isn’t accepted by the Nightsisters and they decide to run away to Coruscant where they can live free. Married in blood by the witch Magash Drashi they narrowly escape another group of witches set to kill them. While fleeing on their Purrgils. Me’Idida is the victim of a warp speed hit and run by Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn. Now Maul must find the man who killed his wife. Think The Notebook meets John Wick.

Nedry is a Nerd! But he’s got a heart of gold, after seeing multiple people in his community get sick from the water in his community. Nedry appeals to the local factory to stop their pollution and even develops a system that can purify the filth. But the company’s CEO has no plans to waste money on something so inconsequential. So Nedry concocts a plan to move his whole community out of the contaminated area. But first he needs a big job, after working for months with the eccentric John Hammond at Jurrasic Park. Nedry still hasn’t recieved a paycheck. Hammond is fond saying, “It’s a start up my boy and when we start up we will start paying you!” Fed up with his boss. Nedry steals a piece of Dino DNA to sell and save his community from certain doom but can he escape the island? It’s Erin Brockovich meets SAW.

Elliott’s Dad, Ted was a simple accountant, who thought he was doing everything right, until he realized he was laundering money for the Santa Barbara Mafia. When the Mob Boss, sees Ted trying to extricate himself from the “Family Business” he gives an offer he can’t refuse. “Run or Die!” To protect his family, Ted must go on the run, he creates a story of an affair. While his family is heartbroken, he knows they will have an easier time letting him go, if they think he’s a dick. He adopts a new identity and one day vows to get back to his family. He gets a job working accounts payable at local bar where he’s able to turn their profit into something big. (This is the un-authorized story of Senor Frogs.)

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