Questions My Kids Asked While Watching Zoolander
After years of watching reality TV, I find that watching movies and especially comedy movies open up a lot more questions than I’ve expected from my 8 and 10 year old
What is Child Labor?
Is that the real President of Malaysia?
Does this take place after he lost the Dodgeball Match? (I realized it was a mistake to show Dodgeball and this on back to back nights.)
Is his name really BALLS?! (to which I answered, his name is “Ballstein” but also, No.)
I know the answer…but tell me why you can’t drink gasoline.
Are all Coal Miners mean?
We don’t know any Coal Miners do we?
Is he (Vince Vaughn) spying on him? (Again I had to explain Vince Vaughn is a different character than the character in Dodgeball).
Why does Ben Stiller wear a wig all the time. Is he bald?
Have you ever hired a model to assassinate someone?
Bedtime hit at the Duchovny part and the questions stopped and then after I put them to bed, my son ran into my bedroom a few hours later and woke me up, clearly frightened, “I had a bad dream about coal miners.”
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They should have asked “But why male models?”
I LOVE this. This is legit a facebook memory from five years ago:
"Harry's still mad? Cause he's like, how did he get powers? No one's there? He's hearing things? Like green goblin? Like his dad? So it transferred to him? So he's evil? He can't decide? That was just a window? His dad was in there? What's this place? Outside? A secret lair? Is there bad stuff in here? They're gonna explode? He's gonna use that to kill Peter? He's gonna get that on and be green goblin? Getting married? She's upset? She's not coming? Why? She chosed? Is that her?"