Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning Deleted Scene
The Impossible Mission of Being Friends with Ethan Hunt
INT. AIR DUCT – NIGHT
BENJI and LUTHER lie uncomfortably in a dust-choked A/C vent. They both anxiously watch an iPad displaying black-and-white footage of Ethan Hunt.
BENJI :
No..No.. No…EThann…(To Luther) He’s jumping off the observatory.
LUTHER
Didn’t we blow that up?
BENJI
That was the main one. This is the “redundant structure.” (groaning as he shifts). I never thought this is how my life would turn out.
LUTHER
Me neither. I graduated at the top of my class from MIT, and I’ve created and hacked into some of the most secure networks in the world. I should be on a beach right now without a single care in the world.
BENJI
Can I ask you something?
LUTHER (resigned)
No. But go on.
BENJI
You’ve known Ethan the longest.
You ever just… hang out? Like outside of missions?
LUTHER
Define “hang out.”
BENJI
Pizza? Movie? A laugh?
LUTHER
We had a beer…Once. But technically, that pier was right where I was working. He just kinda showed up. No plans. Come to think of it, I don’t think Ethan has ever watched a movie.
BENJI
Oh god. That’s a red flag. I asked him what his favorite movie was, and he just stared at me and said, “What’s yours?” I honestly was too scared to answer, so I dropped it. I mean, I don’t even know where he’s from.
LUTHER
He told me once he was from Newark. Another time it was Nebraska. I swear I heard him tell Brandt, his parents were a diplomats and then an hour later he said they were horse trainers.
BENJI
Brandt?! Whatever happened to Brandt?
LUTHER
He got out.
BENJI
What do you mean “out”?
LUTHER
I mean he took a job. Like a real one. Lives in Denver. Has a golden retriever.
BENJI
I haven’t gotten paid in years.
LUTHER
Technically, we’ve been disavowed since 2015.
BENJI
I’ve been erased from every system on Earth… except Blue Cross Blue Shield. I don’t know how they are able to find me when I’m late on a bill.
They lie in silence. Something explodes distantly through the ductwork.
BENJI
Do you ever think about leaving?
LUTHER
Every year. On my birthday. Which, by the way, Ethan has never acknowledged.
BENJI
I had a plan after Prague. I was gonna open a café—vinyl records in the front, cortados in the back, call it CUP O’ VINYL.
LUTHER
Why didn’t you?
BENJI
I was just about to tell Ethan and he looked me in the eye and said, “You’re the only one who can do this.” I believed him.
Beat. Luther shifts, tone changes.
LUTHER
Trust me, you don’t want a normal life. I helped raise a little girl once. Neighbor’s kid. Her mum was deployed. I did lunchboxes, homework, bedtime stories. Went out for an Op in Bogotá, I still haven’t been back. Now I watch someone else’s photos of her on Instagram.
BENJI (softly)
I didn’t know that.
LUTHER
You never asked.
BENJI
Technically, I’m not allowed to.
Long silence.
BENJI
What is the Entity?
LUTHER
Sentient code? I’ve thought about it, A LOT. I still don’t get it.
BENJI
You ever wear a mask…off the clock?
LUTHER
Drake, just so I could sit courtside at the NBA Finals.
BENJI
Sweet.
SUDDENLY, Ethan pops his head through the grate. He passes them a bag with a severed hand.
ETHAN
Run prints on this.
He’s gone before they can say a word.
BENJI and LUTHER stare at the severed hand.
BENJI
I envy this guy.
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I love any rosencrantz and guildensterning. Top notch
Great lil thing you wrote here. It’s interesting that these characters have been fleshed out enough over the years, for better or worse, that i can instantly hear and see them in this conversation 😅. You’re great at finding and communicating the voice of.. stuff. Potential for further adventures, spin-off imminent lol