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I pick The Unknown to win the entire season

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My favorite complaint someone yelled at the organizers (from the ScottishPeopleTwitter subreddit): “Yer lucky every cunt’s goat cameras here cuz ah’d fuckin’ ragdoll ye aboot.” 😆

https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/s/ZlkJe6O1Rh

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Ok but if you got an ad that promised you "encherining enterntainment" "catgacating" "cartchy tuns" "exarserdray lollipops" and "a pasadise of sweet treats" shouldn't you be a little suspicious that the actual event might not be good?

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Liz. I never watched Survivor but I think this year, Liz be in. I think it is finally the year of the Liz be in!

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I’ll pick Maria. I’m from Dallas; she’s from Dallas. Why not! 🤷‍♀️😜

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"This is the Frye Fest of children’s events." I can't stop laughing at this! THIS is the true "How Did This Get Made" question!

Also the Gilligan's Island song is amazing. "Mrs. Millionaire and...the other tourists." HARSH!

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It's Tevin!

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The Unknown is the crossover character between the Wonkaverse and the Eyes Wide Shut-averse.

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